Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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