just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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