And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
