I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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