I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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