I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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