end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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