Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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