If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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