We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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