They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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