Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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