fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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