He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
