i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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