great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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