More tranny stories later!
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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