I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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