I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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