What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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