Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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