Where are you?
In a non slutty way
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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