gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Jerry, you need to find god
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
