when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
