haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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