If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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