Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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