Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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