I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
