On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You need Xanax blowdarts
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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