It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Are we still banned from the library?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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