I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
