You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
They left me at home... I'm a liability
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
