Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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