That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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