..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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