why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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