I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
