talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Mom said you looked used
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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