Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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