I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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