ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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