I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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