shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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