the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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