On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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