She said her name was "party"
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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