just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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