don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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