is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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