i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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